Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

jokes

February 17, 2008

I went into B&Q yesterday. I was wandering around in the garden section, when an orange-clad assistant approached me. I said that I was looking to create somewhere to sit out in the summer and admire my garden. He said that I needed decking. Reacting quickly for once, I managed to get the first decent punch in and that pretty much ended things.

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Joke of the day

January 19, 2008

One conference that is usually very active is jokes.

Here’s a quick and funny one :

Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married.

The ceremony was rubbish, but the Reception was brilliant.

Boom Boom, as basil brush used to say. More jokes when I can’t think of anything else to post.