I went into B&Q yesterday. I was wandering around in the garden section, when an orange-clad assistant approached me. I said that I was looking to create somewhere to sit out in the summer and admire my garden. He said that I needed decking. Reacting quickly for once, I managed to get the first decent punch in and that pretty much ended things.
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